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top ten tips to know if you have PMS?

asked:


10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You’re using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, “How’s my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT.”

5. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You’re convinced there’s a God and he’s male.

3. You’re counting down the days until menopause.

2. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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14 Responses to “top ten tips to know if you have PMS?”

  1. Caffeinated Content Says:

    Caffeinated Content

    I’ll be sure to take notes on this.

  2. Kansieo.com Says:

    male menopause

    I luv being arounf girls when their are PMSing, what guy doesn’t

  3. Caffeinated Content Says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    Been there done that.

  4. Caffeinated Content - Members-Only Content for WordPress Says:

    Website content

    that is not even funny

    If you were trying to make us laugh, next time get a more recent list.

    Seen alot of those years ago.

  5. Caffeinated Content Says:

    Create a video blog

    LOL

    Can I add,

    You look younger with all those new zits.

  6. Caffeinated Content Says:

    Caffeinated Content – Members-Only Content for WordPress

    I wish I didn’t have a period. Or if there had to be a species with a period, I wish it were the male species. They deserve it.

    I’m not bitter :)

  7. Create a video blog...instantly. Says:

    Caffeinated Content

    What im sorry my chocolate chip omlete was burning and i had to take it off!

  8. Caffeinated Content Says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    Is this really a question?
    But anyways. Other tips are if you have a slight fever, if you’re suddenly tired or get tired easily and the obvious, like you’re number 10 and 9 — mood swings and a sudden craving for sweets.

  9. Caffeinated Content - Members-Only Content for WordPress Says:

    male menopause

    Amen to that.

  10. Website content Says:

    male menopause

    you are foaming at the mouth saying well WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY and they cringe eeeee nothing creeping away lol

  11. male menopause Says:

    male menopause

    Funny one. I got this in an email just today!

  12. Kansieo.com Says:

    Caffeinated Content

    gee thanx!

  13. Caffeinated Content - Members-Only Content for WordPress Says:

    Website content

    Yes very true.

  14. male menopause Says:

    Caffeinated Content

    I will take notes.

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