Animals are Interesting in an Educational Setting
Contribution by Franklin Meyers
Have you guys heard about the show “Planet Earth” on the Animal Planet channel? I think it is my favorite educational show. I watch the show on www.expertsatellite.com TV every chance I get. My sister has offered to buy it for me on DVD but I think that she is lying when she says that. What she is really going to do is buy it on Blu Ray and steal my money from me to pay for it. That’s why when I watch Planet Earth, I lock my door and wear a tin foil hat. She reads my thoughts about the show, “Wow, I can’t believe that giraffes knock their necks together when they fight! I wouldn’t fight like that if I were a giraffe. I’d learn how to hold a knife and take dominion over all of the other giraffes in Africa. That would show those guys on Planet Earth.” I know that my sister means well sometimes but when it comes to Planet Earth I don’t think she truly understands where I am coming from. Thanks to the educational content of Planet Earth, I want to become the greatest hunter the world has ever seen. I will specifically hunt the animals that are close to extinction. I think that if I do this I will get my own TV show on Chinese television.
